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… dictionary … or is this a glossary?? …

DICTIONARY OF WOMEN’S ENGLISH :

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN’S ENGLISH :

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

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4 Responses to “… dictionary … or is this a glossary?? …”

  1. Deenar Says:
    July 28th, 2006 at 11:15 pm

    gieeeeee…….kok bisa tau sech….( itu coment pertama gwe begitu ngeliat dict loe…)
    but to be honest….emang kok itu cara ngelesnya kaum gwe…hihihihi….tapi itu benernya cara kita buat ngebikin short mesej buat kalian kaum cuwok tanpa ngebikin sakit hati…lagian kan emang udach seharusnya cowok itu berpikir sampe jumpalitan nebak gimana maksu kita….hihihi….hidup cewek….
    ps : tapi emang bener don dict bout cowok?
    bearti emang bener yach dibalik kepala besarnya cowok 75% isi otak cowok itu penuh tentang SEX…weird

  2. Donny Eko Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 3:50 am

    ..besides hungry, sleepy, & tired? HELL YEAH BABY!!.. =D

    ..however, have u read the 1 titled “What’s The Difference Between Girls Aged …”?
    Then may be u won’t find my dictionary weird.. ;p

  3. -ShantyUdaPenuh Says:
    September 9th, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    huehehe… mohon ijin postingannya aku copy untuk bahan siaran…;p

    btw, laki2 mengerikan sekali… cant u think anything but sex???
    sayang sekali aku cuman bisa jatuh cinta sama laki2 doang….
    arrrrrgh… rindu rindu… (ambigu sekali ya kalimatnya.. rindu sama laki2 atau…sex???)hahaaa….

  4. cheritycall Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 1:28 am

    Hello, Do something to help the hungry people in Africa or India,
    I added this blog about this subject:
    in http://tinyurl.com/6bz6t7

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