2 live n love is the best thing.. 2 loose n love, is the next best..

DICTIONARY OF WOMEN’S ENGLISH :

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN’S ENGLISH :

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

DAG INLANDER,…..HAJOO URANG MELAJOE,…KOWE MAHU KERDJA??? GOVERNEMENT NEDERLANDSCH INDIE PERLU KOWE OENTOEK DJADI BOEDAK ATAOE TJENTENK DI PERKEBOENAN-PERKEBOENAN ONDERNEMING KEPOENJAAN GOVERNEMENT NEDERLANDSCH INDIE

DJIKA KOWE POENYA SJARAT DAN NJALI BERIKOET:

1. Kowe poenja tangan koeat dan beroerat

2. Kowe poenja njali gede

3. Kowe poenja moeka kasar

4. Kowe poenja tinggal di wilajah Nederlandsch Indie

5. Kowe boekan kerabat dekat pemberontak-pemberontak ataoepoen maling ataoepoen mereka jang soedah diberantas liwat actie politioneel.

6. Kowe beloem djadi boedak nederlander ataoepoen ondernemer ataoe toean tanah ataoe baron eropah.

7. Kowe maoe bekerdja radjin dan netjes.

KOWE INLANDER PERLOE DATANG KE RAWA SENAJAN DISANA

KOWE HAROES DIPILIH LIWAT DJOERI-DJOERI JANG BERTOEGAS :

1. Keliling rawa Senajan 3 kali

2. Angkat badan liwat 30 kali

3. Angkat peroet liwat 30 kali

Kowe mesti ketemoe Mevrouw Shanti, Meneer Tomo en Meneer Atmadjaja Kowe nanti akan didjadikan tjentenk oentoek di Toba, Buleleng, Borneo, Tanamera, Batam, Soerabaja, Batavia en Riaoeeiland.

Governement Nederlandsch Indie! memberi oepah :

1. Makan 3 kali perhari dengan beras poetih dari Bangil

2. Istirahat siang 1 uur.

3.Oepah dipotong padjak Governement 40 percent oentoek wang djago.

Haastig kalaoe kowe mahoe..

Pertanggal 31 Maart 1889

Niet Laat te Zijn Hoor..

Batavia 1889

Onder de naam van Nederlandsch Indie Governor Generaal

H.M.S Van den Bergh S.J.J de Gooij

*Iklan ini benar-benar asli kutipan dari koran bertahun 1889 diambil di perpustakaan nasional.

At 8   : U take her 2 bed & tell her a story

At 18 : U tell her a story 2 & take her 2 bed

At 28 : U don’t need 2 tell her a story 2 take her 2 bed

At 38 : She tells u a story & takes u 2 bed

At 48 : U tell her a story 2 avoid going 2 bed

At 58 : U stay in bed 2 avoid her story

At 68 : If u take her 2 bed.. THAT’LL BE A STORY!!!