2 live n love is the best thing.. 2 loose n love, is the next best..

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing…. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking 950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone knows whose phone is this ?"

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing…. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking 950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone knows whose phone is this ?"

Istriku…
jika engkau bumi, akulah mentari
aku menyinari kamu, kamu mengharapkan aku

Ingatlah bahtera yang kita kayuh…
mentari menyinari bumi, ah silau…

tapi, aku ingat satu hal,
bahwa bukan hanya bumi yang disinari mentari
jadi relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain
menebar sinarku, menyampaikan faedah adanya aku
Karena itu sudah kodrati

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Jawaban Puisi Poligami

Suamiku……
Bila Kau memang mentari
Aku rela kau berikan sinarmu tuk planet lain
Karena mereka juga butuh sinarmu.
Dan aku pun tak kan pernah kekurangan cahayamu

Tapi bila kau hanya sebuah lilin
Janganlah bermimpi menyinari planet lain
Kamar kitapun belum sanggup kau terangi

Berkacalah pada cermin disudut sana
Di tengah remang-remang cahayamu
Lihatlah siapa dirimu, mentari atau lilin ???

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